Chuck E Cheese Thoughts (pt2)
Another few hours at Chuck E Cheese over the weekend, another hour or so with my notebook…
1.) Understand the nature of cats and you’ll have a good understanding of the nature of women.
2.) There’s this kid with only one arm running around. Kinda disturbing watching his stump gyrate of its own accord. It’s good he lives in an age when his missing limb isn’t so big a deal. In some ancient tribe he would SO be lion food.
3.) I’m terrible with faces. There are two folks here that I’ve met before and they’re waving me down and striking up a convo with me and the whole time I’m thinking “Who the hell are these people?”
4.) Somebody here named their child “Shine.” Poor kid.
5.) I think I’m going to ask the cashier for her number.
6.) I think men can be broadly classified into two categories: those who wear hair gel and those who don’t.
7.) That girl firing the balls at the Big Mouth 2000 can’t shoot worth a damn.
8.) “I’m not speeding, I’m qualifying.” “Drive it like you stole it.” I hate people who have hardcore bumper stickers like that but drive slow as shit.
9.) I’m not a fan of people who dress formally in informal circumstances.
10.) I am the only person in this place (that I’ve seen) with a notepad and pencil.
11.) That obese woman over there has the most amazing smile. One second I found her unattractive and the next, I nearly melted. I would do damn near anything for that smile. Just…stunning.
12.) I just tried to write a list of qualities my ideal g/f would have. I gave up. I don’t think there is such a list. I think everyone brings some unique and awesome combination of traits to the table. Qualities that I might hate in PersonX I might adore in PersonY.
13.) I’m 28 years old and I’m still growing up. Sad, really. (EDIT: I’m now 31 and STILL growing up. hahaha 
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14.) If you’re an extremely overweight woman, for God’s sake don’t cut your hair short.
15.) You know, as I’ve sat here for an hour or two watching a smorgasbord of society pass in front of me, I’m struck by a sudden, horrible revelation: I think big hair is slowly making a comeback…
16.) Randomly staring at my Chuck E Cheese ticket I realized they’re produced in my hometown of Shamokin, PA!
