The Shameful Ghost
So I’m at work and the cord for my headphones is too long, so I wrapped it around my keyboard extender thingee. Well as I moved it must have resituated somehow, because when I turned to answer the phone I nearly strangled myself.
Can you imagine how embarassing that would have been? I don’t even know that I’d have the nerve to haunt my building if that had happened. I’d be the laughing stock of the afterliving community. And certainly no living mortal would be scared of me.